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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear? The inventor of the door knocker won the No Bell prize.





    Just seen Suggs walking up my drive. Is this the first sign of Madness?





    To the thief that stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy !






    The Internet has become too politically correct. What's all this nonsense about disabled cookies,

    In my day, they were called broken biscuits !
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    All good mate, but there's a **** jokes thread for these abortion of jokes above :)

    https://www.not606.com/threads/jokes-thread.353100/page-26
     
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  3. deedub93

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    Every man thinks his burden is the heaviest.
    Robert Nesta Marley.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Well the menu has pretty much every type of weed or hash on it...

    Its very easy to do but hard to explain on here. I'll WhatsApp the basics later, at work now.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lost your number again <grr> Will PM
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sat next to some smelly beardy twat with no spacial awareness.
     
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    I bet he can spell spatial though.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    **** off! <laugh>
     
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  10. deedub93

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    Boiling the water for ten minutes in order to make a coffee.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sky?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Are you using a match?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    His breath
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Twat him <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's not letting me PM you. Get in touch
     
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  16. deedub93

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    Here in Africa you have to boil the water for 10 minutes unless:
    1. You want a three day flushing detox.
    2. Your toilet is equipped with mud flaps
    3. You enjoy the taste of anti biotics.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    I’m bored.

    Work has gone quiet already for Christmas.

    Been sat perusing cars.
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Im in a similar position.
    I work in the fitness industry, and nobody gives a **** about their beach body in December, too busy indulging themselves on festive treats so my work is dead as a ****ing Dodo in November/December.
    Better make the most of it though, gets mental in January when every **** breaks out their exercise bikes, New Years resolutions and all that jazz.
     
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  19. deedub93

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    Why not build one, lots of good kits out there, you'll never get bored again. In fact you never have any time to do fek all else.

    Alternatively, get a job as Father Christmas.
     
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  20. Bodinki

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    My old construction business, my partner thought it would be a great idea if we branched out in also supplying kit cars.
    A stupid trade, and the cars looked ridiculous and nobody buys them.
     
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