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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Stan, Nov 26, 2018.

  1. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Remember being mashed on snakebite once upon a time,must of had a drunken piss in the wrong room.
    New i'd done something naughty when she went to put her boots on the next day.....We're divorced now<laugh>
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Took a piss in a wardrobe once. I'd just moved into a new place with an ex and we had a piss up to celebrate our first night there. Woke up in the middle of the night busting for a slash and in the dark thought I was in the bathroom. Pissed all over her shoes and new bag. We don't really speak much these days.
     
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  3. Stan

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    First year at uni, my girlfriend’s room had a sink in it. It was only a short walk to the bogs but you can guess the rest. Never told her. Not once in a whole year.

    I’d’ve pissed myself laughing every morning when she washed her face and brushed her teeth but I’d already been.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Toothbrush spashback
     
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  5. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    That would be cider for me.

    I used to drink it with friends aged 16 and we got hold of White Lightening quite a few times.

    I was sick off it once and it came out of my nose.

    Only time its ever happened to me and I've never known it happen to anyone else.

    I can still taste that stomach acid now just thinking about it.

    Can't go near cider now.

    I so much as get a whiff of it in the air and I'm transported to that time at the toilet bowl.
     
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    Kahlua on the rocks helped me complete my dissertation.

    Good stuff!
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I was sick once after a cider session
    Full chip came out my nose
    I **** you not!!
    My girlfriend at the time saw it happen. It made her throw up. Growing up suuuuucks
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    +1 for the Cider rot

    Used to buy 2 litre bottles of the ****e on a night out when I was 14/15 and drink it until I was boss eyed pissed.

    Cannot stand the stuff these days. Although I did have a phase of drinking some good local cloudy scrumpy when I lived up in the midlands.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Midlands,. you live in scrumpy land now
     
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    Proper cloudy scrumpy is from Herefordshire. When I lived in Brum, I shared a house with a bird from Hereford and she'd take me to her local pubs and get me ****ing rat arsed on the stuff.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    For the SAS boys?
     
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    Always spot the special forces lads. They've got a certain look.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Either angry or blank
     
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    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Bunch of fannies not being able to drink cider. It is the only stuff I drink. I think I am immune to it now
     
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    One day you will come to the same conclusion mate.
     
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  16. Saintmagic

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    I doubt it. Most people who only drink cider usually drop dead by about 55 so I haven't got too much longer to keep on the stuff.

    It seems a common theme with hating a certain alcohol and it being one of the first things you were ****faced on. I didn't really drink cider til I was about 19 when I realised it was miles better than lager. Only one that has got me completely ruined in recent times was Rattler which is from your neck of the woods.
     
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  17. Stan

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    I like cider.

    We used to stop for a couple of weekend cider sharpeners at a pub by Waterloo every Friday evening. We called the cider "Gasoline". 3-4 pints of that and you were set for the evening. Think it was about 8%.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    As I said in an earlier post, I got pissed on cider aged 13 and threw up into my new bird's mouth when kissing her <laugh>
     
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  19. Stan

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    and 9 months later they were newly married parents.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. The relationship with Andrea didn't go any further for some obscure reason <laugh>
     
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