Stopped have turkey for chrimbo about 4 years ago,pick up a curry with all the trimmings on chrimbo eve ready to be zapped xmas day after coming home from pub does us for boxing day as well.Mate also does it now his lad has moved out and there's only him and his missus.
I've never had a beard Me Ma always told me never to trust a man with a beard. They've got something to hide
I couldn't be arsed photoshopping your mush onto the pic. That's Milk's job, but it appears Milk's gone off again. As for the beard thing, it's quite difficult to sell that one as it's a man's natural state.