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Christmas Dinner

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Nov 24, 2018.

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What will you be shovelling into your fat face?

  1. Turkey

    23.1%
  2. Goose

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Cock

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Three Bird Roast

    15.4%
  5. Beef

    7.7%
  6. Pork

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Lamb

    7.7%
  8. Carp

    7.7%
  9. Stopme's Lentil Bake

    23.1%
  10. Whatever you find in bins

    15.4%
  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Love raw carrots, best way to have them.
     
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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    They make you see better in the dark
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    If you were sleeping with ER I wouldn't recommend eating carrots.
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    If you were sleeping then it stands to reason you would not be conscious and therefore it is safe to assume that your eyes would be shut, which would therefore dictate that the consumption of said carrots beforehand would be of no consequence to your vision and hence no relevance whatsoever to your ill thought out statement.

    But, yeah, whatever Tarquin.
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Poor ER's not had his hole for so long he actually thinks "sleeping with" actually means sleeping <rofl>
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear, yet another fail from The Shortbread Tranny.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I put carrots in my curry chicken/goat, bulk it out, a bit healthier.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Spuds in curry, yes. Ditto sprouts. Carrots are a no no for this orange hating lapsed English papist.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Direct ancestor of Guy Fawkes ^^^
     
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