It's only because there is nothing to do though, you have to feel for the poor darkies. Nothing to do so the only thing left to them is to steal scooters and then go off on a dark robbery spree. If only there was a Youth Club somewhere in London where they could all agglomerate and praise the Lordy!! I see the filth have taken to knocking them off their scooters, good for them, once the ****s are grounded the rozzers should steal all their clothes off them and tie their oversized hands behind their backs. Hopefully that will stop them escalating towards knife crime.
Bound to be some people not comfortable with this approach to scooter crime, apart from the Terrys getting knocked off them of course. Police will be accused of racially profiling if the perps turn out to be of hue, regardless of the fact that they had a hammer and a load of stolen Swiss watches in their bag when they got nicked. But slavery, obviously. Tags though
Is riding a scooter a race then? I always thought of it as an embarrassment . (And I don't mean race as in competition before any smart arse comes out with that shìte, Dev.)
True story - A burd I went out with worked in a motorcycle shop and said they'd had to run security alarmed cables through the display models because of attempted thefts. I made mention of the fact that these would-be thieves were of colour and she said it was racist to say that. She confirmed that all attempted thefts were by black youths so I said it wasn't racist if it was true but she didn't agree. I then went on to describe a typical scooter purchaser as being 16 or 17 who paid cash, always bought the fastest scooter available to someone who hasn't passed the test, always bought the cheapest crash helmet, wanted to ride it away immediately and would be in the company of other 16 & 17 year olds who would also all be black and often on scooters too. She said this did fit the pattern but called me a racist for saying it. She had no reply when I asked where the f.uck a 16 year old from Stockwell had £3000 cash to spare and was she oblivious to the other inconvenient fact that the majority of drug gangs used local black youths as mules and couriers on scooters because of the manoeuvrability and speed when trying to escape chasing Police. We didn't go out for long but she had a great set of tay-tays and would bang for hours iirc.
I nearly rode a motorbike into the back of a bus in Corfu when I was 17. Avoiding said bus I swerved into the oncoming traffic but luckily nothing was oncoming. My cool was uninjured. I was showing off to some pretty girls waving at me from the rear window of the bus. Me in ma favrit Hawaii shirt and Ray Bans lookin like a handsome James Dean. True story. (I had to go and change my underwear).
If she had bludgeoned you into a coma with a claw hammer after listening to one too many of your tedious stories, no court in the land would have convicted her.
