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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re the one who spent the last 10 years shagging blokes mate, just saying.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t be racist mate.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You get a good Noir bargain ?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was ok. Won on my acca today too so it’s all good.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Storm Diana is on her way.

    Just saved @Matth_2014 his weekly thread allowance there.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Unlucky Matth
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No. Lucky Matth.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sounds like a car crash of a thread.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t be a Fosse mate.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Diana<whistle>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I got the joke mate... but you’re better than that. That’s Fosse’s level. Where is he anyway?
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's pissed. He cracked his first drink before 2
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Being a peasant pikey, i like having mates with money. Especially when their wives decide that a Barker and Stonehouse large tv unit don't suit the living the room.
    And just at the same time i'm looking for one.

    Just need a big ****ing stupid tv to go onto it.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Sounds like a plan.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Got a care package in place for my Dad now. Carer coming in morning and evening to help him get out of bed, toilet, washed and dressed. Same in reverse at bedtime. Give Social Services their credit, they acted swiftly and effectively so I am eternally grateful for that.

    It takes so much pressure off me and my old dear too. She can have a bit of time to herself now and I can get back to work, double edged sword being self employed. Good that I'm available to help out, but no work means no pay.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You can all aspire ... <cheers>
     
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  18. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Listening to some mad fight outside my flat somewhere. Can’t see them though so must be to the side of the building.

    Sounds like two (could be more) Eastern Europeans lumping ten bells out of one another.
     
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    Probably a pair of pickpockets discussing earnings. <laugh>
     
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  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Get ****ing all sorts round here, mate.

    Last week two brasses were knocking the **** out of one another outside my local. People who say Vegas is the fight capital of the world clearly ain’t been to Edmonton, lol.
     
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