Remember being mashed on snakebite once upon a time,must of had a drunken piss in the wrong room. New i'd done something naughty when she went to put her boots on the next day.....We're divorced now
Took a piss in a wardrobe once. I'd just moved into a new place with an ex and we had a piss up to celebrate our first night there. Woke up in the middle of the night busting for a slash and in the dark thought I was in the bathroom. Pissed all over her shoes and new bag. We don't really speak much these days.
First year at uni, my girlfriend’s room had a sink in it. It was only a short walk to the bogs but you can guess the rest. Never told her. Not once in a whole year. I’d’ve pissed myself laughing every morning when she washed her face and brushed her teeth but I’d already been.
That would be cider for me. I used to drink it with friends aged 16 and we got hold of White Lightening quite a few times. I was sick off it once and it came out of my nose. Only time its ever happened to me and I've never known it happen to anyone else. I can still taste that stomach acid now just thinking about it. Can't go near cider now. I so much as get a whiff of it in the air and I'm transported to that time at the toilet bowl.
I was sick once after a cider session Full chip came out my nose I **** you not!! My girlfriend at the time saw it happen. It made her throw up. Growing up suuuuucks
+1 for the Cider rot Used to buy 2 litre bottles of the ****e on a night out when I was 14/15 and drink it until I was boss eyed pissed. Cannot stand the stuff these days. Although I did have a phase of drinking some good local cloudy scrumpy when I lived up in the midlands.
Proper cloudy scrumpy is from Herefordshire. When I lived in Brum, I shared a house with a bird from Hereford and she'd take me to her local pubs and get me ****ing rat arsed on the stuff.
Bunch of fannies not being able to drink cider. It is the only stuff I drink. I think I am immune to it now
I doubt it. Most people who only drink cider usually drop dead by about 55 so I haven't got too much longer to keep on the stuff. It seems a common theme with hating a certain alcohol and it being one of the first things you were ****faced on. I didn't really drink cider til I was about 19 when I realised it was miles better than lager. Only one that has got me completely ruined in recent times was Rattler which is from your neck of the woods.
I like cider. We used to stop for a couple of weekend cider sharpeners at a pub by Waterloo every Friday evening. We called the cider "Gasoline". 3-4 pints of that and you were set for the evening. Think it was about 8%.
As I said in an earlier post, I got pissed on cider aged 13 and threw up into my new bird's mouth when kissing her
