Match Day Thread Burnley vs Newcastle

Who's the SMB?

 

your stream turning into a river yet ??

 

Bardsley on the Bench

 

Its running beautifully ...just in an alternate time continum. Its all a gone a bit Red Dwarf with you lot posting ...everything ..in advance .

But Its ok Lads... I will keep you posted of any goals in my time continum

 

Nice, we've had 1 attempt on target but we're 2-0 up

 

Can we do the same on Wednesday when the Lotto is on?

 

still think Fernadez shot was curling towards goal

 

Clark is good back up to have around. I never feel worried if we bring him into the starting line up and he's quite capable of popping up with a goal.

 

Anyone else keep getting confused when the commentators say “headed away by me”

What are they doing playing?

 

Always does my head in yes. They should just call him Ben

 

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we couldn't hang on till half time ****

1-2

 

Crap

1-2

 

He's been done there by Vokes though tbf.

 

Saved

 

I don’t like slating players but I honestly cannot stand performances like this from Perez. He gets stick sometimes but it’s performances like this that reminds me why he gets the stick. He is playing so bad.

Rondon is also having a stinker and dubravka was at fault for the goal. We went from being in complete control to panic stations.

 

Every second ball is won by them.our players are being very lazy.

 

Perez trying too much all the time.

Although limited Vokes and Wood are a proper handful when they are just pumping balls into the box. We did well to hang on there.

 

Rondon not holding the ball up as he did in the last game

 

I would honestly haul off Perez and bring on shelvey. Totally flood the midfield. Perez offers nothing.

 

Every time Perez flops on the floor like the pampered princess he is I hope Diame will stand over him and empty a jar of runny, crunchy peanut butter on his face....GET UP YOU PUSSY....argh