Whereabouts in Hessle is that ? Never seen it - mind you, been away for 45+years ! Must be somewhere near the old golf course or Little Switz ?
Cheers - think you may be spot on there: Funny, I was looking at a couple of properties just up the road from there at the end of last year - on Redcliff & Cliff Roads. Crazy drivers may now have put me off
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just noticed I’ve got a grey pubic hair. I didn’t freak out too much when i found it but the people in the lift looked terrified.
A bloke was rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron stuck up his backside. The Doctor said "good grief, I have never seen anything like this. How did it happen"? The bloke says " well, it happened just after my wife opened her birthday present".
I would assume they were pretty old and didn't have the agility or strength to climb out of a window!!!!
Honestly? Fair play to them for getting it all the way down to the end of the bridge. They must be pretty good at driving.
Hey Lammy, you could have posted this as an ironic comment on the whole Bernardo Bertolucci / Marlon Brando / Maria Schneider Last Tango in Paris nonsense on the RIP thread if you hadn't deleted the offending comments.
The mrs said to me last night I'm sick of you been on that I pad. You're on it all night. What are you bloody looking at? If you must know I said I was just getting some flights sorted out. Well she was so happy she shuffled along the couch and gave me a fantastic blow job. I was pretty pleased even more so as she's never really been interested in me playing darts.
Not defending Southwest's behaviour but what sort of a ****ing idiot calls their child Abcde? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46393501