Off Topic Fight

Clearly your partner had left you home alone with your road kill last night.

 

If that’s how badly you flounce off after a couple of ales, imagine what a twat you’d make of yourself if you had a proper skin full

 

Not far off him actually

 

Dead ringer.

 

That's the difference, City would have won by a cricket score.

 

Without the model on my arm too like...

Oh and less goofy looking but a bigger nose

 

Bridesmaids, gotta love em.

 

OK so I read through this thread.
#AutismFestival

 

No one gives a **** what you think you ridiculous bellend.

 

Sounds like someone went to the beach without his


Your vag is to alkaline mate

 

oh and it's funny, cos that's usually how people with autism suffer, with difficulty in social interactions so they say things like "No one gives a **** what you think you ridiculous bellend"

Bless your autism.

 

You can tell Christmas is coming you little tinker, surprised you didn't put fake vomit down your shirt top and stuck a photo up to back up the fake drunk routine hehe..

Whatever next?

 

Sorry Sisu, don't know what made me post that, just seemed appropriate somehow.

 

That’s the ticket, Joe!

 

Unfortunately not a ticket that gets you out of jail Fatty.

 

HIAG acting meek and pretending it was all a big laugh, like he thinks I'm going to forget about this one

 

Libs you got beef fam?

 

Remember that thread he made when he said he was your bitch. That was weird.

He’s an odd creature.

 

Nah not really mate, just being a bit of a ****.

He is a bellend though.

 

Hell of a laugh it has all been mind, was having a **** day, got my 20 mins for a buttie and hey bingo..

Nowt like coming here to switch off..