Speaking about derbies is it sad that I've already worked out that if we do meet next season then I'll be on course to rack up enough games to get a ticket for the match there.
It's long haul mate. But you'll probably get an 8-0 win at your place, with maybe a great own goal thrown in.
Maybe have a read up on the history of our rivalry mate. Your derby is about as feisty as a Tom Daley **** by comparison.
Irony alert. Levy is turning you boys into a business rather than a football club and taking the piss out of fans with this whl package and you boys worship him