The Politics Thread

I'm guessing that the main reason Fiona Bruce has been offered the Question Time job is because she used to host Crimewatch

 

They probably meant to ask this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Bruce_(politician)

 

Steve Bruce is looking for a job.
And Roy Keane for that matter - he wouldn't stand for any of Rees-Mogg's ****

 

"Blobbyblob means Blobbyblob"

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That well known Vulcan, John Redwood has been spouting his regular
Pro-Brexit tirade on any media platform on offer. However, he found the line of questioning to hard to stomach on a mainstream Irish radio show this morning and stormed off in a huff.
Reminded me that it’s not the first time this unpleasant twat has been lost for words......

 

Jonathan Pie nails it - as per usual......

 

I think we've found the catch-all reaction pic...

 

Here's a genuine quote from Tony Bliar on Marr this morning: “It’s a bit like me having come in as leader of the Labour Party and then decided I’m a Conservative.”

Yeah, about that Tony...

 

Interesting interview later with May mouthpiece, Jeremy Hunt....... virtually admitted that a 2nd Referendum was inevitable........ Wonder if that gets picked up by BBC News and the MSN?

 

Are our politicians trying to sell Gibraltar to the Spaniards? They are British,you fools!!!!!!

 

Tories gonna Tory.

 

Is that the title of his new book?

 

Margaret Thatcher is on the long list to be on the new £50 note

That might stop Bullingdon dickheads burning them in front of homeless people...

 

Amber Rudd is back in the cabinet, and all of a sudden the Dire Leader says she wants to face Corbyn in a televised debate.

The thing about this debate is that it sounds like a trap to me, either in a desperate attempt to get Corbyn to show his hand so the Tories can either nick his ideas (again...) and/or have their attack dogs in the press froth at the mouth about him not respecting thE wIll Of tHE PeepLe, or judging by the usual performances during PMQs the Dire Leader will throw pre-prepared soundbites at Corbyn for the duration.

Then again, as it;s the BBC hosting it, we can probably expect it to go something like this

Dimblebot: Prime Minister, you look radiant today. Tell me, what did you have for lunch?
Dire Leader: Did you know Jeremy Corbyn hates Jewish people?
Dimblebot: Does he? I guess I should ask: Herr Corbyn, why do you hate Jewish people?
Corbyn: I don't ha...
Dimblebot: DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corbyn: You finished asking...
Dimblebot: DON'T PATRONISE ME YOU JEW-HATING COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Maybe Mr Thatcher's face should be on the note.He must have had to put up with a lot of crap all his married life. "Are you listening,Dennis?"

 

Real life really needs to stop ruining satire for everyone...

 

Even if it were possible to identify a single arguable ‘fact’ in this collection of random words, (which it isn’t) the simple fact reamains that he is BAT-**** CRAZY!
The planet is well fecked at this rate.......

 

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

 

Somebody call Guinness, I think the Daily Mail has just broken the record for the most lies in a header

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