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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by u408379965, Sep 4, 2011.

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  1. Snorlax

    Snorlax Active Member

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    Unlikely cwarr tweets: #Zogisnotonthetyne
    : Ive just paid money to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation
     
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  2. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Unlikely quotes from Steve Bruce's biography:

    Finally I got to play my song
     
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  3. Snorlax

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    <laugh>

    Sooo many you could do in this category
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

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    We have sold the club to newly found multi billionaire Craig Bradley.

    Quotes from biography Steve Bruce 'During the 2010/11 season we had some lucky results, especially Newcastle who are and will always be a team far too good for someone like me.'

    Unlikely Tweets from Joey Barton 'My biggest regret this year is the fact that I fell out with Newcastle and now find myself playing for QPR and not them.'

    Unlikely Cwarr Tweets 'You do realise I am really a transvestite called Sally.'

    Question that wouldn't be asked be asked at an England press conference 'How does it feel to have a Newcastle player in the squad.'

    Things a Middlesbrough tour guide wouldn't say 'As you can see its very clear outside that this place is a ****hole.'

    Things you wouldn't hear during Soccer Saturday 'Well I fancy Newcastle to win 10-0 today against Man Utd.'

    Unlikely things to hear a Sky Sports News reporter say 'I'm David Craig and Newcastle really are the best team ever, despite the silly people who own them'

    Unlikely Stadium of Light PA announcements 'I am sure you would all agree that Newcastle are the greatest team ever and that you are all stupid for supporting Sunderland'

    Unlikely things for Pardew to say ' I'm delighted to welcome Lionel Messi to Newcastle United.'
     
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  5. Smudger

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    Things you wouldn't hear during Soccer Saturday: a foreign players name pronounced correctly
     
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  6. Snorlax

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    Unlikely Stadium of Light PA announcements 'Thats not a cloud that we are in the shadow of, no, that is Newcastle'
     
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    hence the bilyaletdinov thing I did
     
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  8. Smudger

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    Things you wouldn't hear during Soccer Saturday: do you know, I honestly think Noocarsle might stay up this year (met with derisory laughter)
     
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  9. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Things a Middlesbrough tour guide wouldn't say:

    *On an open top bus tour*

    A hosepipe has been attached to the exhaust if anyone fancies some fresh air.
     
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  10. Smudger

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    Sorry. I just remembered someone talking about Szczesny and Koscielny (who he appeared to believe were the same person) during the 4-4.
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    That was Phil Thompson during the 4-4, he was probably too busy ****ing over Charlie Nicholas's shoulder to realise. <ok>
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;lFgKBy6USjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFgKBy6USjY[/video]
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Things you wouldn't hear during Soccer Saturday: Paul Merson needing just one attempt at muttering a sentence.
     
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  14. Smudger

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    What about Unlikely things to hear on Match of the Day ?

    "Enough about Man United, there were actually 7 other games today we should probably discuss."
     
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    Smudger, Sep 4, 2011
  15. Amnesiac

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    Unlikely Joey Barton Tweets: Joey7Barton - The reason me and the board fell out was because Mike Ashley wouldn't accept my advances.

    Things a Middlesbrough tour guide wouldn't say: Middlesbrough is a lovely, pollution free city with a polite, hard working population

    Unlikely Stadium of Light PA announcements: "Could the owner of the 11 plate *Insert generic high end car* please move it from the car park due to the inevitable theft in such a poverty stricken area."
     
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    <laugh> and I'll put that in. <ok>
     
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  17. Amnesiac

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    GOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL They have shot themselves right through the foot!
     
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    Unlikely NUFC press releases:
    Feb 2012
    The £35m has now been reinvested into the club, with the bulk of the money being spent on a 34ft luxury yacht, on which we'll host potential transfer targets to enable us to attract the most exciting young footballers in Europe. Proof of this has already been seen with the lucrative capture of prolific goal-getter Carlton Cole.
     
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  19. Smudger

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    The 35 million has, as promised, stayed in the club. It's in a safe in St James, we'd be crazy to carry that sort of cash anywhere!
     
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  20. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Unlikely things to hear a Sky Sports News reporter say: 'Sky Sports' sources can confirm that Sky Sports' sources are actually nothing more than an elaborate game of pin the tail on the donkey combining the following ingredients:

    David Craig
    Some blu-tack
    A blindfold
    A picture of every footballer and every club logo in the world
    Some ketchup
     
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