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Christmas Dinner

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Nov 24, 2018.

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What will you be shovelling into your fat face?

  1. Turkey

    23.1%
  2. Goose

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  3. Cock

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  4. Three Bird Roast

    15.4%
  5. Beef

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  6. Pork

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  7. Lamb

    7.7%
  8. Carp

    7.7%
  9. Stopme's Lentil Bake

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  10. Whatever you find in bins

    15.4%
  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like your whole family are a bunch of tight-fisted ****s who give ****ey home-made presents 'cause they're too mean to spend any money.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    It will be either salmon or gammon for me.

    Turkey is ****in awful, drier than Tina's gash and just as tasteless.

    Christmas pudding is awful as well.
     
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  3. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Pizza as per for this Christmas hating Presbyterian.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Rice and boiled eggs
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Not hard boiled eggs and nuts?
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Oooh matron!
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    What is it with Asians putting boiled eggs in things? Order a bowl of noodles and it usually comes with some errant egg floating about in the broth. Weird.
     
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  8. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Girl I worked with , wee Chinese ride , had porridge with boiled eggs in it
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'll probably have a BBQ
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Probably congee which looks like porridge but it's rice
     
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  11. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    No, it was porridge ...she used the quick porridge satchets.

    She also eat steamed fish every lunchtime
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Do you not eat eggs either?
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  14. Tina.

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    You’re definitely a ****. Not that there was really any doubt before.
     
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  15. Strange Nipples ST

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    I didn't realise eating eggs was a sign of heterosexuality. You learn something new every day.

    Stupid bint.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Do you eat fish and seafood?
     
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  17. Strange Nipples ST

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    No.
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Anyway, I'm away out to eat a non-meat, non-seafood, non-egg late lunch.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I love giving a plump bird a right good stuffing, sometimes a goose.

    Don't like Xmas dinners though.
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    You're a ****in weirdo.

    Make no mistake.
     
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