Sounds like your whole family are a bunch of tight-fisted ****s who give ****ey home-made presents 'cause they're too mean to spend any money.
It will be either salmon or gammon for me. Turkey is ****in awful, drier than Tina's gash and just as tasteless. Christmas pudding is awful as well.
What is it with Asians putting boiled eggs in things? Order a bowl of noodles and it usually comes with some errant egg floating about in the broth. Weird.
No, it was porridge ...she used the quick porridge satchets. She also eat steamed fish every lunchtime
I didn't realise eating eggs was a sign of heterosexuality. You learn something new every day. Stupid bint.