Christmas Dinner

Sounds like your whole family are a bunch of tight-fisted ****s who give ****ey home-made presents 'cause they're too mean to spend any money.

 

It will be either salmon or gammon for me.

Turkey is ****in awful, drier than Tina's gash and just as tasteless.

Christmas pudding is awful as well.

 

Pizza as per for this Christmas hating Presbyterian.

 

Rice and boiled eggs

 

Not hard boiled eggs and nuts?

 

Oooh matron!

 

What is it with Asians putting boiled eggs in things? Order a bowl of noodles and it usually comes with some errant egg floating about in the broth. Weird.

 

Girl I worked with , wee Chinese ride , had porridge with boiled eggs in it

 

I'll probably have a BBQ

 

Probably congee which looks like porridge but it's rice

 

No, it was porridge ...she used the quick porridge satchets.

She also eat steamed fish every lunchtime

 

Do you not eat eggs either?

 

No.

 

You’re definitely a ****. Not that there was really any doubt before.

 

I didn't realise eating eggs was a sign of heterosexuality. You learn something new every day.

Stupid bint.

 

Do you eat fish and seafood?

 

No.

 

Anyway, I'm away out to eat a non-meat, non-seafood, non-egg late lunch.

 

I love giving a plump bird a right good stuffing, sometimes a goose.

Don't like Xmas dinners though.

 

You're a ****in weirdo.

Make no mistake.