Nick Kyrgios (the tennis megatool), Shane Warne (great cricketer but a tool nonetheless), the current Australian cricket teams in all formats of the game, the Wobblies Football wise - Jose Mourinho (gets the tool of the week award most weeks), Nathan Dyer and Wayne Routledge (2 tools who Swansea should have sacked seasons ago)
I quite liked Savage as a player. I still smile at the memory of hearing 32,000 people chanting “Robbie Savage, what a ****er, what a ****er”, so maybe that’s why. As a pundit he’s atrocious. Though I have another cherished memory, this time of Savage and Martin Keown pitchside at The Emirates, getting pelted by hot dog sausages thrown by Leeds fans.