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Arsenal's Dick Emery Put On Sack Watch By Club Mandarins

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <rofl>
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    I know, what a pussy.

    Threatens to make it ‘brutal’, sleeps on it for 24hrs and then comes back with all sorts of girly get out clauses. <laugh>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

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    HIAG's idea of 'brutal'

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Rorschy, what the forfeit lacks in brutality is more than compensated for in certainty.

    I don’t want Pixie wriggling out of this one.

    That said, what I have in store for Pix is going to be pretty brutal for him, and it’s within the rules of the forfeit.

    Don’t be drawn into any of the ‘Pede’s bs. Pixie is upset only because he can’t use that Sol Campbell piccy that he’s been trying to get me to carry for the past 5 years.
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    You don't want Piskie to wriggle out of it, so you wriggled out of it first?
     
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    The only thing Tubby’s sleeping on is his right hand.
     
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    Which is why you've tried to change the rules you fakin' pussy <laugh>

    The rules are the same as the other bets, or these is no bet. Your choice.
     
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    ****ing Hell <laugh> It even looks like him too.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    Just accept no restrictions on the avatar (other than legal) as part of the bet, ya melt <doh>... then @Spurlock can post it up and we can all get on with something interesting <cheers>
     
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    A simple bet gets turned into an exercise in damage limitation, clauses, sub clauses, null and void clauses etc when HIAG is involved.
    And even though this bet hasn't even been agreed yet, he's still managed to make a massive **** of himself <laugh>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    The guy in the pic has more hair. <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    True, he's got it pushed back with a girly hairband.

    HIAG mate, you should wear one of these and pretend you're pushing your 'hair' back.
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Don;t give HIAG the legal route, he'll probably declare the Sol campbell picture to be a breach of image rights or some **** like that. Nothing that contravenes laws on obscenity is the restriction.
     
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    Yep, same rules as the other bets. No porn, racism etc. Straight forward stuff, you'd think...
     
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    Unlikely Ern, he’d probably try to declare Sol Campbell As an easement in lieu of completion. <laugh>
     
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  17. <laugh>
    Not quite, but I did find your comment funny.
     
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  18. I knew it!

    You gave me the choice of forfeit. I have chosen. There is no wriggle room for you to now reject the bet.

    It’s up to you whether or not, in the event you lose, you Welch on our wager.

    The lads are watching you very closely on this one, Pix.
     
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    The choice of forfeit, i.e avatar, sig, name.

    Not the choice to change the rules to try and pussy your way out of it <laugh>
     
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    Can there be anything finer in the world than a Waitrose mixed olive bread roll (still warm) quality butter (plenty of) and a glass of half decent Shiraz?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  21. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    yes, a Franzipan with an amoretto coffee that has a 1inch double cream float
     
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