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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No, on balance I'm a bit of a **** up, and not ashamed to say so.

    I'm quite a clever **** up though, if I do say so myself.

    Kev is almost cataclysmically thick, and as emotionally unpredictable as a hormonal teenage girl, but essentially a decent chap at heart.

    You're certainly not thick, but rational thought eludes you much of the time.

    Toby is a fair bit smarter than either of you, but is enraged by idiocy. Not very Zen.

    Hope this helps.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You think Bin Laden was from Afghanistan and Serbia sends carrot pickers to Norfolk.
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I quite like spoons. I've got maybe a dozen in the kitchen drawer, including two wooden ones. And I may have one or two souvenirs spoons, picked up from a stately home or suchlike.

    Where do we stand on ladles?
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Common as muck
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Thamesmead born and bred.

    My mum calls it Belvedere. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you wield your own spoon, or do you employ a flunky to spoon soup into your quivering maw?
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    He drinks in The King & Queen in Fitzrovia, seen him having a cheroot outside on many a sunny afternoon.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You decided to start attacking me and siding with our window-licking mod. I let you be with your weird rants about Blacks and Muslims, this new racist online persona you've developed over the last 18 months + is ****ing weird. I've always called racists ****s, ever since I started posting on here and before that, because that's what they are, cowardly ****s.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    My mate calls Upper Holloway, Lower Highgate <ok>


    An estate agent once tried to sell me a house in 'South Tottenham village'
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    8 pager!!!
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

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    <laugh> quivering maw <laugh>

    I prefer to eat my soup alone. Just me and my Minder boxset.
     
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  12. Toby

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    It was a post I didn't write that explained why No Deal would be a ****ing disaster. You spend all day yapping on about Brexit too, but you have no ****ing clue what you were talking about. As you decided to ban me from the Politics threads on that board I PMed it to you, because you were gloating that you would vote for No Deal if there ever was an option.

    The rest of the pish you've posted on this thread is the same ****e you come up with every time to try to point-score. I've explained several times why I don't own a house in London, I could get a mortgage on a ****ty new build flat if I wanted to but I'm not an absolute spastic that's desperate to have a mortgage to pay off over the next couple of decades, so I rent. When I retire early I'll go buy a house somewhere nice and sunny, like France, and I won't be surrounded by barely-literate Brexit-voting excuses for human beings <ok>
     
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    Bruce Grove has a certain ring to it. ;)
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    123 murders in London over 70 stabbings with 90% plus victims and attackers being brown.


    I call this a problem you call it me being racist for mentioning it .

    I use stats and trends to prove my point you just stick your fingers in your ears and scream racist .

    The next time a brown Religeous gentleman brutally kills people going about their business I will comment about it .

    And you will hysterically call me a Nazi for doing so.
     
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    Listen to me, I've explained this several ****ing times but you love playing the victim card.

    Pointing out facts isn't racist, ok? I've never claimed it was.

    Going on about it every day whilst implying that they're committing crimes BECAUSE they are black is racist.

    Do you get the difference?

    Tied in with your weird rants about Muslims there isn't much else to debate on the subject.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    :bandit:
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    You went on a carrot picking holiday to Afghanistan
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I didn't bring it up you did.

    I don't agree with you about eating meat , I enjoy meat you don't.

    If I sent you a 500 page dissertation about meat and the benefits I would be the obsessive weirdo that couldn't and wouldn't accept that people have different opinions.

    In Toby World there are people that think and act exactly like you and the rest of us are thick scum.


    You are not going to change hearts and minds with condescing put down name calling or temper tantrums.

    What you do or how your vote is up to you I don't care it's your life , you are permanently angry because we don't all agree with you .

    You are either too stupid or too arrogant to realise this.
     
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  19. Toby

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    So you completely ignored my post and went on a weird rant?

    I'm not angry that people don't agree with me, just disappointed that the country I was born in is going to **** itself over because people hate foreigners so much.

    It's 500 pages now? Wtf is wrong with you?
     
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    The soil in Afghanistan is far too arid for carrots ,the yield would be next to nothing.
     
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