No excuse for being homeless

Was a boozer down Angel way and I knew you had some affiliation with Dublin Castle, good pub but not good for my relationship and after there up to the stag's head, good times.

 

**** you, buddy.

 

Never been into it before, mainly because of the name, but well known that Suggs and the rest of the best band in the world drink/drank in there

 

I still have the shirt, present when I was leaving haha some won't like it.

 

What shirt? Ahh right the one that Dublin Castle sponsored?

 

Aye

 

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What do you make of the Woods v Lefty thing this weekend? Will be interesting as a one off to hear them speaking to their respective caddy, but surely not the "future of golf" like some people are claiming ffs

 

Trying to show me jersey but saying too large so leave it.Golf going the way of footie, rugby etc McIlroy now saying not sure if he can keep his European card, can't play enough tournaments etc sponsors and tv dictating that.Sad to say underdog will rarely have it's day in golf,club football etc cos it's a closed shop

 

Silly stuff really and only for anoraks and people still living with their mums and overweight,are you watching it?

 

Probably. Madness played there last summer, during their ‘World Tour of Camden’. They have one of those blue plaques on the wall apparently.

 

Maybe! Nah **** that, I like adverts(and buses) too much.

 

Weird obsessions ^^^ sent me a 500 word document yesterday behind PM, why we shouldn't brexit. No, I'm not joking he really did.

Toby if you got yourself a job, where you had to actually do some work during the day, you might be able to afford that deposit rather than having to live in a posh squat.

It will not be a leavers fault you are poor or even homeless, it will be your own sorry lazy childish arse

 

Was is it as interesting as it sounds?

Or as you even?

 

It was even more fooking boring than me Aldo!

 

Jeezo!

 

What do you do for a living Kevin? You've always avoided answering.

 

Thought you knew what i did for a living! #BiscuitFactory

Obviously we cannot all be as intelligent, young and as handsome as you Toby, so this stooopid little racist cowardly brexiter, who didn't know what he was voting for has to watch the cookies pass by on the production line. Although it has it's good days when they let me on the jaffa cakes.

And i don't have to live in a squat either, because i have my own gingerbread house, one of the perks of life.

 

That's because you're old. If I was old I would own a house too. You unbelievably thick little spastic.

I doubt you even work at all you weasely little coward.

 

Well your age is clearly evident!

But sadly for you, the situation is you don't own your own home, and i'm sure you will blame all of YOUR future FAILINGS in life on Brexit.

However, if you want to take any advice from this thick little cowardly spastic who does own his own home, and no mummy and daddy didn't help me either, it would be better to spend less time on the internet telling people to kill themselves, avoid sending 500 word documents behind PM to Kev, avoid obsessing over me, and work harder, that way, then one day you may be able to afford that deposit

Send my love to Oga x