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Elton John what a great guy

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    There I was this morning hung over coming out of Supervalu with my Sunday papers and a sliced pan when I noticed I had a puncture. Right at this time the heavens opened up and I thought **** this I'm not getting soaked changing wheels, when suddenly like a bolt out of the blue a big stretch limo pulls up. Down came the tinted windows and it was none other than Elton. Are you ok mate he said, do I ****ing look ok I replied. No was his soft languid reply. Hop in and I'll drop you home he said.

    Into the limo and had a few Champagne and Orange juices with old Elton as we cruised the city,getting drunker by the minute. After a few hours of Champagne, o.j , crack and magic mushrooms it was time for me to bid Elton farewell.

    So just to repeat Elton John what a great guy <ok>
    Elton did not try it on nor give his permission for me to write about his kindness
     
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    Hash., Sep 4, 2011
  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    You just know what the rude people here will say !
     
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  3. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    He has written some very beautiful songs. Show some respect. Just leave not606, I dont want you on here
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Sep 4, 2011
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Was he still standing after all that drink and drugs? :bandit:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 4, 2011
  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    he was but he was swaying a bit ... like a candle in the wind <ok>
     
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    Hash., Sep 4, 2011
  6. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I actually meant that some people would say that they didn't like his songs. ( I do ) What did you think I meant ?
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It's a good job you didn't meet him last night. I've heard he likes a bit of a scrap on a Saturday evening.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 4, 2011
  8. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Werent aiming at you mate, I was speaking to aswordmadeofhash.
     
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    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH, Sep 4, 2011
  9. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Sorry
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    that is a stroke of luck
     
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  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Elton is a good guy.He gave me one of the best shags I ever had one night in Watford <ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 4, 2011
  12. Bullet tooth Tony

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    You two timing Biatch.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 4, 2011
  13. irishgreen

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    It was only an inch or two Cuckoo,don't get jealous.
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 4, 2011
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    Still drops anchor in **** bay.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Sep 4, 2011
  15. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Felt a bit more than 2 inches to me sweetie.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 4, 2011
  16. irishgreen

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    That would be the piles cuckoo<ok>
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 4, 2011
  17. Bullet tooth Tony

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    I know you are gay irishgreen, cos your cock tasted like ****.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 4, 2011
  18. irishgreen

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    Well,it was in your mouth,so you should know.
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 4, 2011
  19. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Well it was like a cock, only smaller.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 4, 2011
  20. irishgreen

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    Does my job<ok>
     
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