Arsenal's Dick Emery Put On Sack Watch By Club Mandarins

Let me sleep on it, Pix .

I might come up with something even more brutal.

 

Really? Another bet between these 2? HIAG will welch because he is a welcher, and Piskie will welch because HIAG did
why give yourself the gief? @Spurlock

 

I'm just going to stand in the middle and shut my eyes and mouth..I need to make sure this bet goes through.

 

Welcome to The HIAG & Pixie ****z 'n' Gigglz Playhouse Theatre!

 

I'm in bro. I keep my word when it comes to wagers and I honour my bets and the consequences that come with them.

Pochettino to leave Spurs before Emery leaves Arsenal. As long as HIAG doesn't try and **** with this, then we have no problems.

 

Put your cock away HIAG, it's just a bet

 

I saw it more as..I'm going to be giving the posters one hell of a Blockbusting episode to go along with the many we have already shared in the last decade...this will be right up there whatever the outcome.

I should get paid for this ****

 

It's like Little Britain, you've seen one you've seen them all

 

Or at home.

 

I've decided on the forfeit.

It will be both an avatar and name forfeit, but subject strictly to the following rules:

1. Both avatar and name must be chosen by the winner. That means no polls, and no adopting of suggestions from third parties. Any of that ****, and the bet is immediately declared null and void .
2. The avatar must relate to current players and events, so no avatars of past glories or players from either side.
3. The name change must not be personal or offensive, and must relate to football.

Any breach of these rules and the wager is immediately declared null and void.

That is my choice of forfeit.

 

Well he would not be having a freehand unforgivingly for long,atleast he wont be told that even if he is to so have for 1-2 seasons.We are in such a position that to compete as we should for our identity,we have to punch above our weight.United are out of the running this season or atleast wont be strong competitors so Emery is just asked to pip one of the other 4 teams,they may not kick him if he finishes 5th and doesnt win the europa league but a little bit of pressure isnt a bad thing.

 

Clever. You’ve created three spurious conditions which you can then invoke to invalidate the bet when you lose

 

Stop being a pussy.

Anything goes. You got the stones ?

 

@Big Ern

Told you...I'm always thinking about whats best for this place and it looks like I struck gold again.

 

I should have known better offering HIAG the terms of a forfeit. He basically wants something that won't involve Sol Campbell, or any of Arsenal's trophies, because he knows he can't give anything back from a Spurs perspective.

Pussy.

 

Once he's located his stones, ask your boy if he wants a proper bet with anything goes for an avatar and name change, instead of this fassy hole ****e

 

I wouldn’t call it gold. It’s more sticky than shiny

 

You could cope with an old black and white photo of Martin Chivers as an avatar then?