Rangers v Celtic

Been pishing down last few days. Coast road would take too long. I don't drive. I like buses.

 

Nobody likes buses.

 

I do.

 

Then you my friend are a weirdo.

Can you drive?

Have you ever been to Cadiz?

 

I have never had a license but yes, I could drive if need be. Never been to Cadiz, but my mate was there a couple of weeks ago.

 

I fancy going to Cadiz. Don't know why, just do.

 

I kinda get the appeal of a bus in the morning. AIT back and reqd the whole way etc. But still, peasant.

 

I think I may holiday in Spain next year, hire a car and visit Cadiz.

 

I could give Iain a lift to work that day. If he isn't sacked by then.

 

Come to Malaga and we can go to the Rangers boozer in Benalmadena and give it some bigotry. Cadiz is supposed to be lovely.

 

Would rather get the bus.

I like buses.

 

I may well do that because you canny beat a bit of bigotry while abroad. Only thing is, when are you going to find the time considering you spend 6 hours a day on fùcking buses?

 

It is more of a coach than a bus to be honest. Also, I don't have much of a choice.

 

I can still take days off when I want though. Ultimately, I am my own boss.

 

I hired a car in Rhodes. Brand spanking new Renault Megane convertible. Was driving through a wee Greek village and went to overtake this old pick up truck that was parked at the side of the road. Didn't notice the tail gate was down and ripped the mirror right off the car.

The guys face at the hire place when I walked in and handed him his pure ****ed mirror was a picture.

This is why you should always pay that extra fiver for fully comp insurance people.

 

The only thing is, everytime I go to Bar None in Benalmadena, we always ****ing lose. I have stopped going. In fact the only time I have seen us win in there is when we pumped the fenians on penalties, so all in all not bad.

 

You don't want a lift of your pal Aldo in his convertible you ****?

 

Or just get the bus. All the cool people do it now.

 

Get a motor ya ****in dick!!!

 

I like buses.