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Off Topic I can’t wait for Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Dec 18, 2017.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    **** xmas.
    **** the cold wearher.
    **** that fat **** in a red suit, and his hairy little reindeer
    **** families trying to pretend they get along.
    **** the ****s who buy enough to feed a third world country as the shops are closed for a whole day.
    **** xmas tv.
    **** the queens speech.

    <laugh>. i could go on and ****ing on.
     
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    Commachio, Dec 19, 2017
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One can never have enough anal beads.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't be silly we're celebrating Jesus's birth. Not Santa's. If it were Santa's birthday we'd all be giving him presents not him.giving them to us.

    Santa is a bit of a racist though. Never gets anything for my Jewish friends.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 20, 2017
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You could try being a little nicer to Matth.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 20, 2017
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  5. Skylarker

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    Milk is right though, Santa is a bit racist.

    Even the black kids in the ghetto don't get much. Rich white kids he proper sorts out.

    Jews and Muslims, ****ing forget it.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 20, 2017
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    ... you usually do <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 21, 2017
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Does @Matth_2014 ever reply to threads? He seems to create them and then disappear without responding to them.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 21, 2017
  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’ll be 27 years old.
     
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    Matth_2014, Dec 24, 2017
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  9. Skylarker

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    Happy Birthday Bossman...

    Gonna give me a YouTube shout out anytime soon? Cheers.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 24, 2017
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks.
     
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  11. BobbyD

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    that didn't answer the question Matth. When you going to give a special thanks to Not606 in particular myself and @Skylarker (mainly me).

    Also merry christmas and happy birthday!
     
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    BobbyD, Dec 24, 2017
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Is xmas over yet?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 24, 2017
  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Almost old enough to tie your own shoes.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 24, 2017
  14. Commachio

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    He uses velcro straps
     
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    Commachio, Dec 25, 2017
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I said "almost" old enough.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 26, 2017
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    Did it fulfil all your expectations Matth?
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    @Matth_2014 Happy Boxing Day mate.

    Hope you got everything you wanted from Santa yesterday?
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 26, 2017
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  18. Matth_2014

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    <laugh>, Thanks and likewise.
     
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    Matth_2014, Dec 27, 2017
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    The Christmas songs are out already, I’m not looking forward to Christmas this year to be honest, I normally would be excited, But I can’t get up for it this year for some reason.
     
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    Matth_2014, Nov 21, 2018
  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You should have posted a new Christmas thread. <whistle>
     
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    luvgonzo, Nov 21, 2018
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