Harry Redknapp

A heart attack while splicing the mainbrace and swinging from the yardarm with Hiag and his missus. On a boat

 

Calm down Attenborough.

 

Who Matth?

 

Does she bump into Gazza as well?...

 

... that's not how you spell Yak, Quents

 

... is that why Gazza is now filing a harassment claim? ... or something?

 

Hunted and cooked by tribesmen after suffering a stroke.

 

#readthethread

 

yeah, I did, I shook my head in dismay at some of the comments, someone mentioned there being lions and tigers, which live on seperate continents, and hippo's and camels, neither of which live in a ****ing jungle. Did any of you go to school past 6?
You all belong in room 101

 

None of us mate ... schools tend to finish between 3:30 and 4 pm

 

Yeah it's people ****ing around really mate I even mentioned a car window ffs it's not about being overly accurate.

Sorry for having fun Mr Teacher

The tiger one is pretty bad admittedly

 

Which Mr Thicko was that

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When she's out with her train spotting pals

 

there probably are car windows in the jungle, it was the only answer with any credibility; and if I were being pedagogic I would've mentioned that the piss-fish are from South America

 

It is mate..

 

Ive actually got this **** on. First time ive seen it for years.

Harry on about quails eggs..He thought a quail was fish. thick ****.

What a load of chod this is..

Just had some fat hog (no ****ing idea who she was)squeaking like a fat mess over a bit of slime.

****ing ****y ***** tv. im turning the **** off unless holly gets her tits out

 

I’d love to be on that show! I’d eat the jungle clean, eh, Commie?

 

wtf, you obese stinking twat?