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Gary Neville??

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  1. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    It seems Gary Neville is more like Man United fans than he actually thinks. They are the most boring and unoriginal people ever. In 2009, it was odds on that a bunch of Man United fans would hold up a banner with ''Rafas cracking up'' on it in our game at Old Trafford. It was also odds on that Wayne Rooney (albeit not a Man United fan although to hear him speak you would swear he is) would shoot his mouth off. His mouth was shut, firmly shut on the pitch.
    The best thing about that game, apart from the 4-1 victory was Liverpool saving the best until last, using something rather clever...its called sarcasm. When Andrea Dossena chipped Edwin Van Der Flap, 3,000 Liverpool fans sarcastically sang 'Rafa's cracking up''.
    Gary Neville has had a gripe with Liverpool for years. I think what nailed his unerring hatred was in 2003 when a bunch of Liverpool fans put a dozen empty carlsberg bottles on his front porch. This was following Liverpools 2-0 victory over Man United in the worthington cup. That was as orignal as the Liverpool banner ''Don't bomb Iraq..Nuke Manchester''.
     
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    Wow aren't you clever, smileys and everything.
     
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  3. Chief

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    That's a given Raaul. When did they ever do anything but?
     
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    Gary Neville - Legend.
     
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  5. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    If Legend is another name for rat-faced ****..then he is.
     
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    Also clever enough to know that neville did not write the book himself.
     
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    Are you being serious?

    Many celebrities will get the acknowledgement of 'author' but they didn't write one word. They simply tell a bit of their story, researchers find the rest and a book is published with the celebrities blessing.
     
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  10. terrifictraore

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    No look it says A-U-T-O-B-I-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y that means, that even without any kind of writing experience and a whole load of money at risk a publisher will print nevilles story, we must be wrong.
     
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    It means he was involved in the writing of it, at least.
    Hence a lot of 'biographies' are published after the death of the subject, because he/she has no direct involvement.
    You could write my autobiography for me if you wanted. I could just give you anecdotes for you to put into prose. It's how most of them are done nowadays.
     
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    He has had hatred towards us for years but i have always it found amusing when he comes out with his bile

    Like any other Manure fan/player he can't stop talking about us
     
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  13. tunns®

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    Primamark? ... is that italian for primark?

    cantona? the dosser who scored the winning goal at fa cup final.


    now back to those lovely spice boys, they probably bought those lovely white suits from a boutique on deansgate, seeing as you'll see more mickeys shopping(or robbing) in manchester than you'll ever see in liverpool!
     
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    And theres hundreds of manc smackhead tramps selling manchesters very own big issue magazine in Liverpool.
     
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    Er tunns.....
    I think traore calling Cantona and Beckham dossers was what we call sarcasm.
     
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    Go over your head a bit did it, my point was exactly that cantona was not a dosser and he and beckham were both as bad as any liverpool player for wearing designer gear.
     
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    Roughtly translated, I know i am wrong so will throw in an irrelevant website as a smokescreen.

    All you, dickhead, need to know, is that Gary Neville DID write his book. As it is well documented that he did so. I would not have bothered to say so were it not the case. I'm fully aware of ghostwriters, in this case he didn't use one.

    Got that? Sunk in yet?

    Something for you to mull over when you're flipping burgers tomorrow.
     
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  18. terrifictraore

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    Of course he did dear, at least most burger flippers would not be stupid enough to believe he wrote the book.
     
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  19. Chief

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    Don't call me dear you twat.

    Look, you're wrong. You know you're wrong, I know you're wrong and everyone else on here know's you're wrong.

    I'll leave it there <ok>
     
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  20. terrifictraore

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    Of course Gary is very accomplished using the English language, only a true wordsmith could come out with this classic
    Do you really think his PR team would allow him to publish sheite like that?
     
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