These blokes get kicked, punched, bitten, elbowed, stamped on by big ****ing blokes in boots each week. As it if scrawny little 16 year old runt in a pair of nike airs is gonna do much damage.
Muslim blames the victim shocker! Fan obviously following the teaching of Islam and believes the **** to be a pervert. Mind you 16 is a bit old to get rapey with in Islam.
There are dickheads everywhere who want to try to twat sportsmen, usually so they can brag to their mates about it. Alfie's one of the nicest guys around so probably lets people get closer than some others would. This year Shane Williams and his brother were assaulted by bouncers outside a club in Cardiff. Mike Phillips has been attacked in Cardiff too. We're getting a bit of a rep for this ****.
Didn't think I would need to explain that to you in particular (some others obviously ) ... having 3 daughters and having done my fair share of changing nappies and wiping bums whilst toddlers, the last thing I want to see on my woman come fun time is something that resembles a pre-pubescent fanny ..as I said, each to their own ...and I admit to being old school and probably conditioned accordingly due to my formative years ''' like I recall finding a copy of Knave (in the 1970s) in what we called the "stock room" (family ran an off licence / grocers) they all had fur ... also one of the 'lads badges' with my mates at school was a date where you managed to get your 'hand in the fur'
So you've never changed a nappy then? OK... and you do like mother-in-law jokes? ... are you Les Dawson?
You young ****ers are too obsessed with selfies ... do you also take pictures of your food? ... my kids are always doing that
