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  1. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    Back in the day when I rode a bike they used to sell 12v conversion kits. In those days 6v bikes were more common so there was a decent market. It's possible people are still doing them.

    Vin
     
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  2. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Cheers Vin, I'll see what's already out there. I suspect my "back in the day" is similar to yours as I got my first bike in '81 but I quickly moved onto bikes that already had 12v electrics so I hadn't come across any kits. Still not sure whether to go 12v or to switch to LEDs on the existing system
     
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  3. saintrichie123

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    Just for you Fran <laugh>.............

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Because they are so good at it.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Ah, I was raised in the era of elephant jokes.

    Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
    So they can hide upside down in custard.
     
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  5. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    And you think mine are bad <laugh>
     
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  6. davecg69

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    Ah - the best ones.
    “How do you know there’s an elephant in your fridge?”
    “Footprints in the butter” :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I bought my friend an elephant for his lounge. He said "thanks", I said "don't mention it"
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    How do you stop an elephant charging?
    Take away his credit card.
     
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    What do you say to a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
    Oh look, there is a herd of elephants coming over the hill

    What do you day to a herd of elephants coming over the hill with sun glasses on?
    Nothing as you don't recognise them :)
     
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  10. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    That’s cute but can you breath through it?
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So that they can hide in cherry trees
     
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    With any luck elephant jokes could become an endangered species.
     
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    What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?


    About 3,000 miles!
     
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    6:30 is the best time on a clock.

    Hands down...
     
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    FA03F242-A431-4C36-A7A6-721FFFB4AD7F.jpeg
     
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    Where does an elephant put his clothes when he goes on holiday?

    In his trunk.

    Boom!
     
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    Stop these hilarious jokes and show me how to do the Macarena! I’m waiting...
     
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  18. saintrichie123

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    A guy at work has been trying to annoy me with bird puns.

    Well toucan play that game!
     
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    How to work out your twat name…


    Take your first name and replace it with Piers.
    Now take your surname and replace it with Morgan.
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Just seen a French footballer playing on a nintendo…
    It was Thierry on Wii
     
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