Harry Redknapp

Fire ants

Millions of em

 

Maybe Ant will relapse and stab him to death after two pints of Fosters.

 

I'll refrain from making my next comment..Fosse wouldn't have liked it..

 

In a glass cage with 26 funnel webs

 

There would be a delicious irony if a load of leeches sucked him dry of blood.

 

There are more camels in Australia than there are in Egypt. My useless fact of the day

 

Being serious for a minute - he will no doubt be excused from some of the trials on medical grounds - so "truth or dare" in the camp, for instance, on the basis that he's a compulsive liar

 

Ant isn't hosting this year .... so Holly Willoughby would have to shag him ... now see what you've done

... although Ant has apparently got a contract to drive the limo back to the hotel for those celebs that have been voted out -

#Risky

Gotta love those Aussie's sense of humour

 

I have never watched I'm a celebrity but I know they haven't to eat butters stuff. Redknapp will get out of eating a dingo raw as he has a dodgy knee.

 

Even more in Essex where I'm working at the minute

please log in to view this image

 

^^^^^^^^^^^claims to have a swear filter on so people can't see words, yet

 

Wiki - 5 seconds ...

 

You're missing the point. You claim to have a swear filter on so people can't read words, yet you post pictures like that.

I'm calling you a bullshitter.

 

You can call me Bertha Big Boobs or David Beckham if it gets you hard buddy ... it's all about management ... I can shut my office door and post something quickly no problem ... but I can't cater for what some other ****er might post

... and to prove a point

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_toe

 

So you can post that, but then you need to have a swear filter on in case someone is on your shoulder staring at your screen at small words?

 

Yup ... because my 'small screen' is attached to a large monitor ... but another trick I have is unplugging from the docking station if I have prior knowledge that something might be a bit risky ...

 

But you do realise that having a swear filter on doesn't stop risque pictures?

So you block some words but post pictures, even when some people maybe working?

See i have no problem with either, but you seem to want it only one way.

 

I am currently working at a rather old fashioned company that has offices - I have one to me ... I tend to leave the door open and people passing by in the corridor can both look in or indeed pop in ... this can make taking a look at Not606 a little problematic on occasion ... and hence I have never taken the swear filter off whilst at work - however - if I want some privacy I can always close the office door ... which I have done on occasion - actually didn't bother doing that for the camel toe as it was that quick ... but that's the general principle

 

So the general jist is, i'm ok jack, **** you?

 

What? ... do not eat any more of the blue smarties ... seriously