Harry Redknapp

Is it in Africa now?

That would be better, they have Lions and Tigers etc.

 

I think she is.

 

I hope he gets taken out by one of those tiny fish that swims up your piss before eating you from the inside.

 

Hey I wonder how many different ways we can come up with wishing death on him

I'd quite enjoy him being blinded somehow and then stumbling off a cliff.

 

Pursued by wasps

 

****er that was ny next one.

Snake bite.

 

He’d have to drink a lot of snake bite to actually die though

 

When he's asleep someone should choke him with Louise Redknapp's stinky thong

 

There are worse ways to go than that I reckon

 

How about suffocation after getting his head stuck in a car window?

 

We're in the jungle ffs

 

His own Range Rover, having stopped to give the press a sound bite? Like it...

 

The jungle what now?

 

Good point. Trampled to death by camels then.

 

Do camels live in the Australian jungle mate?

I'm not sure they do.

 

Alright, eaten by dingoes then.


How hard can it be to kill a Redknapp ffs?

 

How about he falls out the helicopter on the way in?

 

Maybe Ant n Dec could both shag him just for good measure.....and great TV.