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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    The Girl Guides ... obviously <doh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Me Me Me ... Real men don't need 'hard' dogs ...<smooch>
     
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  3. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    My dog is still runmbling along in a decaying state. Having to have her put to sleep is pretty imminent though it has been for a couple of months now.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I'd understand your point if we were all going on about Blue nosed Pits, Staffi's or other popular modern day breeds. I'm talking about an 80's/90's classic breed.

    Plus every dog is bigger than yours so tuck your insecurities back into your pants...where they belong :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    There is no room in there mate ... my cock takes up all available space ... <whistle>

    .... and needs no doggy extension <laugh>
     
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  6. Wtf!!

    At least break it down into chapters, Bambs!
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...do you need a trillion commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quentin?
     
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  8. No, Bambs. I require you merely to put in commas where appropriate and correctly.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    After you Quents ... about fookin' time and all <laugh>
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    3rd world for ya ^^^^
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Haha, he is still an English dog amid the third word mayhem. Anyways mate how’s the batchelor flat coming on?
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    ... not being funny mate ... but looks like armageddon behind him ... that is one scary beast ... looks like my point is made for me <whistle>
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

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    Staffie cross, surely? I had staffies as a kid and there is no finer dog. Apart from disappearing from the park you are in after a cat or squirrel and you spend the next hour getting the ****er back on the lead.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Yeah mate he is a cross

    And aye when he goes , he goes <laugh>
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

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    <laugh>

    I thought that when I posted it. That was just a while after we got him. We were mid renovation and he "helped"

    He chewed the **** out of the settee, sofa, ripped up the carpet etc

    That pic was him being told off. But how can you stay angry with that face
     
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  17. See, this is why I am a cat person.

    Let me ask you a question.

    Have you ever seen a cat dragging itself along your best Axminster, desperately trying to relieve its itching, flea-bitten ring piece?

    I rest my case.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    No, but I guess you’ve seen the missus doing similar yeah?
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    I have a cat too mate.

    Not sure how this is going to sound but the wiping ass across axminister is unlikely in asian households (or Indian Pakistani ones anyway) .

    Animals are treated well in the main but as animals. So my dog isn't ever going to cuddle up with me on my leather sofa and lick my face

    Again not a judgement here, just a different cultural set up. Albeit I do see other folk with similar attitudes from europe
     
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  20. Uh huh.

    See, that’s another thing that puts me off dogs.

    Fido will think absolutely nothing about licking his balls and the aforementioned itchy, flea-bitten ring piece, and then licking your mouth.

    Cats have far too much pride and dignity to even think about engaging in those kinds of antics.
     
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