She looks like she's got jaundice in the bottom photo. I'd happily get paid to shoot up to Edinburgh and service her physical needs, would keep the taxi running outside though, wouldn't take long.
She's wanting her 60 grand though, for that i'm guessing the very least she'd be wanting is her poop chute licked out like a Calippo for about 2 days solid.
I'd be ok with that, providing she'd douched her pooper first. Nowt worse than second hand sweetcorn.