Off Topic Dogs

Im pretty sure it did say head originally.

 

If I do get a dog I'm thinking of going old skool and getting a Doberman Pinscher...impressive creatures.

Wanted an Akita...then a Huskie..then all things considered thought, naaah.

 

Look at us all, bonding over dog **** melts my heart
It brings Chav, Yid, Goon and whatever Leicester fans are called, together.......

 

We're having a new conservatory put up and I asked about a fitted catflap somewhere in the structure. When he quoted the price the damn cat was seconds from being ****ing homeless!

Bloody thing better not piss in the house again!!

Why are pets more expensive than kids these days?

 

We'll be discussing the weather next.

 

I love dobermans! Bloody smart dogs!!

 

Because they are more useful maybe

 

Ya nailed it!!

 

Elegant

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Wouldn't get rid of tail though.

 

My favourite daughter - after she had her Christmas trim last year

 

Tend to be owned by men who are 'compensating'

 

Stunning mate!

And no neither would I! Hate the idea of that!

 

Looks like it's thinking 'wtf did you just say'

 

Magnum PI had the mansion, the women, the Ferrari the butler and a cool ****ing Tache

I thing you're wrong mate

 

Tail docking is illegal now, unless it's done for working dogs like Spaniels etc. I suppose a Doberman could be called a working dog, but there's no need to dock its tail. It's cruel ****. Dogs use their tails for balance and communication with other dogs.

 

Anyway, this is my puppy, Luna. She’s a cross springer / collie. Bright as a button and as mad as a box of frogs.

 

My brother-in-law has a German shepherd pup - just over a year old - it is going to be absolutely massive when full grown - huge now (and its' dad was ginormous) - takes it for walks around Ross-On-Wye ... not long ago he was on the phone to my missus whilst walking it ... it stopped to **** - next thing we heard was "For ****'s sake Kylo, that's a double handful" ... that's the problem with big dogs and you really do have to walk them every day .. .

 

She'd be saying it to the dog clipper - she sent me that to tell me she was ready to pick up

 

Yeah without a doubt...dogs should not be vanity investments...you got to know what you're letting yourself into to. Reckon I would already have a dog by now if it wasn't for the practicalities...will stick to bitches for now.

 

I'd like a bigger breed if I ever retire and we move to somewhere even more rural ... as it is, we have a 100ft long garden and the little lass loves nothing better than chasing her ball up there ... although, in fairness, my missus does take her for a walk most days if it's not pissing down ...