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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. Stan

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    We have a lab who is lovely and a cockapoo who is really ****ing annoying. Funnily enough I call it The Rat.
     
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  2. Stan

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    Some dogs eat their own **** as well as other dogs' ****.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    Yeah thats much less disgusting <laugh>
     
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    You know what I don't understand...people who scoop the poop then leave the bag on the floor...on a wall or neatly wedged in a bush.

    Stupid ****s
     
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  5. Stan

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    The lab shat in the utility room last night. They don't seem to eat the **** when they do it indoors. It's very much an al fresco meal.
     
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    Am so glad they made it illegal to leave dog **** on the floor, but I think the punishment should be a little harsher......arseholes still do it. I have caught them in the field by my office a few times, just having a sneaky glance around then letting their dog take a ****, then running off. I always challenge people when I catch them.
     
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  7. Stan

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    and end up being force fed a dog turd sandwich while Rover takes a piss on your moccasins.
     
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    So dogs eat ****! <doh><yikes>

    You live and learn!
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    Wrong, wrong and wrong ... depending on the breed ... <ok>

    We've got what is termed a 'Schnoodle' - a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle - neither breed sheds hair ... she is two years old and she doesn't smell (and is happy to be put in the bath in any case) ... she's a real little character and part of the family - even took her on holiday to South West France last year - she has never had an 'accident' in the car despite us going backwards and forwards to Wales every other weekend at the moment and the drive to France was close to a thousand miles - she has also cured my youngest girl's nervousness around dogs generally <cheers>
     
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    Hmmm ... had cats too in my time ... cat piss is one of the strongest smells imaginable ... and the litter tray can also ding <laugh>
     
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    Makes my piss boil that. Also whilst nobody wants to step in dog ****, the ****ing hysteria over a bit of poo is laughable. I agree that if a dog ****s in the street, then you're a **** if you don't pick it up. But at the end of the day it's just organic waste that will decompose and get eaten by slugs etc. Far worse are the plastic bags that either get slung in the hedge or even if they are put in the bin, then go and sit in landfill for the next 1000 years or end up polluting the ocean and waterways.

    My dog ****s on the street, I pick it up. My dog ****s in a field or on a path, I get two sticks and pick it up and chuck it in the hedge.
     
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    Odour neautralising cat litter...plus don't stick your nose in it.

    My Cats are outdoor cats...they don't **** inside.

    Got to agree that cat piss is strong stuff though.
     
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    Similar story with Esther Rantzen when in my twenties - she had popped into a shop near Leicester station to get a break form the crowd that had clocked her and was following her and the film crew (might have been doing "That's Life") ... me and a mate walked into the shop and she nodded to us .... she looked good on the telly at the time, in terms of age ... but under the shop lights she looked a bit like this <laugh>

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    Fair enough if its a farmers field or something where no one is likely to be walking. But yeah when people leave dog **** on the street, or on a school field or somewhere where kids will be playing then they need to be slapped. Basically leaving dog **** on any residential or industrial estate is a big no no.
     
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    My dog ****s in Cornwall, I pick it up and lob it on top of Piskie's shed <whistle>
     
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    Yeah my cats didnt use a litter tray, not after the first year anyway.
    They went outside to do their business.
     
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    Yeah, that's just ****ing lazy. What local councils should do is put those biodegradable bags next to dog **** bins. Half the time people don't pick up their dog's **** because they've forgotten to take a bag with them.
     
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    France <yikes> ... they don't bother picking dog **** up generally, and dogs still seem to roam the streets off leash in some places ... Limoges was watch your feet, every step ...
     
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    Read that as 'head' first time. That's fine mate, my shed roof has got a 'living roof' so you fill your boots chucking your chihuahau **** up there mate <ok>
     
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    Some people do that when they are going on a circular walk - rather than carrying the bag with them throughout - then pick it up on the return ... others are just lazy ****s <ok>
     
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