Off Topic Elfsborg the horny little midget thread

With the size of your gob, you wouldn't need Rick's megaphone

 

#feelingvictimised

 

The 30th October was a memorable day for me.

 

Mr Lardiman and me go back to the days of the station protest.

 

Indeed.
We were hoping the turnout would be a bit higher for that one but it's not numbers that matter (unless we're talking about attendances at the Valley) it's the love for Charlton that counts

Something RD and his clueless CEO never gave a damn about, despite the glib comments that Jim White had to put up with the other day.

 

What a dirty trick tonight from @baraettmattesvensson

At 7.30pm he texted his regular programme purchaser to ask him the size of tonight’s attendance.

Using this inside info, he then tries to con me out of a second breakfast

He’s obviously dipped into his £30 a month spending money.

 

That is better than Daniel Sturridge.

 

So near and yet so far @baraettmattesvensson

 

You're still a welcher.

 

Nope.

We had a bet on the attendance tonight and you lost.

#GoToTheFoodBank

 

Elfs you've been out-Sturridged. The sleazy underbelly of gambling has been exposed once again...

 

The sleazy Mr van Gerwen more like.

 

You were too slow off the mark last night

Clearly Mrs Elfs has you busy doing your chores

Employ a cleaner or just leave a mess - it’s cheaper

 

I offered the bet at 7.36, it was accepted at 8.36. The welcher said the gate was 740 at 8.37.

The welching cheat obviously knew the advertised gate at 8.36

#betnotvalid

 

I accepted it well before then, there was obviously a lag in the WiFi.

#betvalid

 

Now you're resorting to lying to try and get out of paying a bet from six weeks ago.

 

You are obviously now down to £29.50 this month.

 

And who said the two week lay off from first team football would be boring?

 

It is boring Kenneth for people who have no interest in non-league.