What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

of course you would mate

 

Nowt to hide mate. Is what it is

 

I’d trust Muslims far more if they drank booze and got smashed.

Truth and the real person always comes out when people have booze on board.

 

Dunc will love that ****. take it of man

 

Mate there are parts of my life I don't remember

This mate of mine used to bring this wine back from Spain. In a bottle thing (was like a jug) which was in a basket thing

You wouldn't touch it sober but ****ing hell it put hair on your chest after a night out on the ale

 

they not mental enough for ya?

I was in Leicester once on a night out and had a drunk Arab come up to me . Rather have a night out with Dunc tbh

 

My family always told me to never trust people who don’t drink and people who wear pointy shoes.

 

i lost most of the last 14 years, barring the last 18 months.

but always ate. Half of you seem to eat like gerbils

 

If I ate like you and drank like me I’d be nearly as fat as fan.

 

Wtf is this pick on fan night ffs

I do need to lose some weight though

 

Funny thing is, i'm only 11 1/2 st

 

**** up fatty. You were on here months ago telling us about what you were going to do, exercise wise... guess you wrapped on that quickly.


me and gyms.

 

I lost a bit playing footie the ****ed my knee up. I was told to rest it

Then had some tests on it (I had an op on it when I was in my teens) and told come back in 2 weeks. Went back in 2 weeks they said they had a 3 month backlog on x-rays and a further 6 weeks before they write up the report

Started working nights and that helped a bit tbh. But put a stop to the footie

 

So in the meantime you did nowt but eat?

Lame excuse Fan.

 

Lame??

Chance to eat would been a fine thing. Couldn't walk or drive to mums and Mrs (as we established earlier) thinks spag bol is a meal and sufficient till breakfast

 

Walk or drive for what?

 

Mums for food

I literally couldn't walk for a few weeks. Couldn't put weight on knee for a while and only limped small distances

Then I could walk but with heavy strapping

Hence all that time on here and on the politics thread.

 

but you drive?

 

Yeah I drive

Couldn't while knee was ragged