I THINK I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THE ****TEST THREAD EVER CREATED. https://www.not606.com/threads/the-more-dots-thread.338296/
You cant beat a real open fire. You can throw all your crap om it, plastics, paper and old food. But you throwing a carrot on a fire is virtually cannibalism.
I've got a woodburner in my place. I used to think I was clever by collecting all the old driftwood I could find on the beach, drying it out and burning that. The salt in the wood though rots the **** out of the steel in the burner until the ****er literally falls apart.