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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's all a con..They are going for the hide and seek world record...
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Teenagers are truly the most obnoxious self entitled ill educated ****s.

    It should be compulsory to boot the ****s out at19.

    Just listening to the abhorrent **** coming out the Mrs daughters mouth lecturing us on saving the planet because we individually wrapped chicken breasts in cling film to freeze them.

    I took great ****ing pleasure in pointing out she recycled precisely **** all. All her empty shampoo bottles and toiletries she chucks in a bag in the bin. She leaves her tv on when downstairs and lights on all round the house. When she does occasionally fend for herself and cook pizza yep the box is in the bin not the recycling.

    ****ing chunts all of em.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    Go and set fire to a few tyres in your garden for a laugh and watch as she explodes with rage.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    I’d chuck the ****er on the fire too.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Is this the problem child you spoke about before?
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

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    Look what I did today Jeremy, I saved 3 milk cartons from the ocean, can I have a Corbynite badge now please? Of course you can Oscar.

    Nobody tells ****ing Oscar that 300,000 tonnes of cable gets burned every day for the copper inside it, but well done for throwing your post-it in the recycling bin.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Indeed. She is a massive ****.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    I’d love it if she went through your phone and found these posts <laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

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    She'll send him a strongly worded letter (on recycled paper of course) or an e-mail
     
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    We don’t like each other. Causes a few household problems. She is regularly very rude to me. I did throw something at her once when I was pissed. That was hamster gate. Not sure you were about then tel. We fell out last week as she said I wasn’t allowed to sign a birthday card to my sister in law as it was just for family.

    She is being booted out in the new year. She said she is going to leave. If she doesn’t go voluntarily I will force the issue. I literally can’t stand her.
     
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    I was lucky with my youngest apart from the usual mess everywhere that’s a common trait of all teenagers. The elder one though went through a ‘Kevin the teenager’ phase.

    I could happily have strangled him more than once.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I was a right **** when I was teenager.
     
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    She is ****ing singing now.

    Why do parents not tell their kids they can’t sing and just let them squeal their way round the ****ing house.
     
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  15. Libby

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    Buy some crack n plant it in her room.

    Easy way to get her out <ok>
     
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    Costly though, after the coppers have trashed the place.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Depends how much you want her to leave.
     
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    She doesn’t do stuff like that. They’d more likely find food she has stashed so. I one else can eat it. She is also a greedy ****.
     
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  19. Libby

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    Just lob her out on the street on January 1st then mate <ok>
     
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    That would be a bit mean. She might have a hangover will leave it til the 2nd I do have a heart.
     
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