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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You need to get a new hobbie pal.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 12, 2018
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I drilled your mum so hard, That you were in shock and ran away, Twat.
     
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    Matth_2014, Nov 12, 2018
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I remember vividly.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 12, 2018
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thought the scrambling an egg comment was about you ripping Matth to shreds <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 12, 2018
  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    R.I.P. Stan Lee .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Nov 12, 2018
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Watching TWD
     
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    luvgonzo, Nov 13, 2018

  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Two Welsh duffers?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 13, 2018
  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Broke a second phone within a fortnight <steam><grr>
     
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    Libby, Nov 13, 2018
  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Get a Samsung Hero mate, ****ing indestructible.<ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 13, 2018
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Uses a samsung hero^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    please log in to view this image
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2018
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Listen mate ... either stop putting it in your back pocket or ask Quents if you can use his personal trainer to shed some pounds off your arse ...

    Strike that - she probably won't help you lose any weight ... and you might end up looking like a bad parody of an exiled disgraced 70's pop star <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 13, 2018
  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ffs man, Libbys talking about a phone, and you bring hiag into it.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2018
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    He’s also not exiled.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 13, 2018
  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Are you saying that HIAG is Quentin? ... he will be fuming <laugh>

    ... and actually, I was going to make the same pun about Libby's arse ... but then just happened to see HIAG's personal trainer bollox ...so couldn't resist <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 13, 2018
  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Who? Quents, Libby or Comm?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 13, 2018
  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You're even the same old boring lines as he does ffs...
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2018
  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Is the missing word discombobulating?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Nov 13, 2018
  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Another £150k for the McCann family. That’s nice.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 13, 2018
  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Their oven chips are ****.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 13, 2018
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They’re good at hiding dead kids though. Credit where it’s due.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 13, 2018
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