Off Topic The Burly Arms

Ring your missus up from Portugal and let her know the score mate.

 

I'm an easy going bloke, but I'm ready to murder ****s who do that **** to me, especially when I've got my little un' in the back.

 

Be a shocked when she asks 'is mum there'?

 

Even more shocked when Stan is kicking back with a beer by the sunlounger next the pool, and she turns up with her mum and the kids

and the kids mates.

 

And Jeremy Kyle.

 

And a DNA testing kit

 

Revealing metth as the love child....

 

My husband left me for my mum. Stan denying it.

 

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He's been rumbled now.

 

Wondering if I should wake up my missus on her day off and ask her if my dick tastes strange.

Or wait til she wakes up natural

 

Currently contracting in Essex so have the M25 every day from the A1M round to J28, Brentwood (and back) - some of the things I've seen just have me shaking my head in disbelief - I swear some of these daft ****ers think they're playing Mario Karts

 

If I were you I'd just try and withdraw it from her arse without waking her ... fair play to you for how you are doing so far mind

 

Anybody see that ****ing ******ed knuckle dragging couple of oxygen stealers who called their baby Adolf Hitler ?

There was a picture of one of them holding their new born child dressed in full KKK clobber.

People like this need pushing into a vat of boiling tar.

 

Mr and Mrs Hitler circa 1889? ... nah mate ... before my time ....

 

Just spent my lunch break scrambling an egg, back to work now.

 

What did you have to eat mate ?

 

Ho Ho ... cryptic!!

 

^^^

 

I watched most of Green Street, I’ve seen it before.