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  1. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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  2. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    SCOTTISH lotto winner Jane Park is reportedly offering one lucky man £60,000 a year to date her.

    The 23-year-old, from Edinburgh, is launching a website where lads can apply to be her boyfriend and be handed an annual “allowance” to wine and dine her.

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    EuroMillions winner Jane Park is reportedly offering one lucky guy £60k to date her
    A source told the Mirror the interview process is going to be filmed for a documentary, which is set to air next year.


    It comes after Jane, who became the Britain’s youngest-ever winner after scooping £1million with her first ever ticket when she was 17, had a string of failed relationships.

    The source said: “Jane is amazing and has so much to give but she has found herself alone again as since she won, she’s had terrible luck.

    “She’s never sure whether she is being loved for herself or for her bank balance. So she would rather have the arrangement out in the open.

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    The 23-year-old won £1million on her first ever lottery ticket when she was 17

    “Jane has a tendency to be insecure sometimes and worries about people’s motives. She is willing to pay the right price for someone loyal.”
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what 'Jane's' thoughts are about an OAP sticking his dick up her farter?

    For £60,000 a year I would be as loyal as a puppy!
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye winning that million quid, what bad luck that was eh? My heart bleeds purple piss.
     
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  5. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Never heard of her. Wid.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's had more work done than Mickey Rourke.
     
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  7. pineappleupsidedown

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    She was going to sue Camelot because she won so young ...and it made her miserable
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I was going to sue the car people after I won the £50k, but certainly not because it made me miserable.
     
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    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Because you couldn't drive?
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's a durty job but someone has to do it.

    @Ciaran
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You were already miserable?
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    23!? Hard paper round imho

    She’s ****in wolf

    WATP

    (No g in ****in @F*ck Off Ponders)
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What a ****ing plastic brown shoe polished skin boot.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tina only paid me £5 and a piece n' sausage in the morning.
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> fooookin yaaaassss!!

    Square or link?
     
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    Link ...to replace the digit her fanny ripped AFF...
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wisny even proper Lorne, I'll tell ye that <grr>
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <peacedove> @VenomPD
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Burnt sausage coupon wiz a lad

    <laugh>
     
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