Off Topic The Burly Arms

Let’s try and guess Matth’s ‘obvious reasons’.

Because all wasps die at Christmas?

 

Piss off, I don’t eat wasps you prick.

 

Because he'll be busy walking to Old Trafford.

 

The obvious reasons are that my grandfather ain’tLive, Thsts why I’m not looking forward to Christmas this year.

 

Tel, you're of ignore.

 

No he’s not, And neither are you.

 

I never said you ate them. You just groom them.

 

This is spooky.

 

With a little sugar cube,

 

He will celebrate when he sees which Power Ranger Santa has brought him, don’t worry.

 

Running round his bedroom in just his duds, shouting 'go go power ranger'.

 

Gladiator Wolf’s brother is going to turn the lights on in his local town. That’ll cheer him up.

 

Hope it's not to late at night. He has to be back before Eastenders starts.

 

You can't let things like that affect your life mate, sad as it is life goes on and you've got to carry on too

 

New insult for you to use Matth.

Better than jebhead, what you reckon?

 

Grow up.

 

What about Sunday lunch

 

To be fair it’s not usually eaten at lunch time.

Not in our house anyway, it’s probably at least 4 by the time we have found a petrol station open that sells tin foil.

 

Sunday Roast.