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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 7, 2018
  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear.

    One almost feels embarrassed as Tarquin frantically scours the Internet looking for some outlandish story about someone with the initials E and R in some sad reference to someone's nom de plume on a website. Tragic really.

    One wonders as he chats erotically to young Yukio, his Japanese geisha boy how excited he gets as he discovers an obscure posting regarding someone in Clogland, Tarquin must be barely able to contain himself and duly expunges his clotted cream all over young Yukios coupon.

    "oh Talquin, velly nice, would you rike some cleam on your sholtblead"
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 7, 2018
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Didn't even notice the initials <laugh>

    Just saw the story, thought about how, if it was allowed to happen, it would be 'abused" by *****s and my thoughts naturally turned to you.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 7, 2018
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't even notice the initials <laugh>

    Oh dear, honestly you couldn't be more lamentably stupid sonny.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 7, 2018
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If he thinks he looks 49 then I want to change my age back to 30. C.unt can't even shave his beard straight.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 8, 2018
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    All late 40s shave like that. @Mick O'Toon to confirm.
     
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    monacoger, Nov 8, 2018
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    The **** looks a bit like a young Rolf Harris @Gambol to confirm
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 8, 2018
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    This is genius at work.
     
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    rogueleader, Nov 8, 2018
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    **** sakes <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 8, 2018
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ****.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2018

  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The resemblance is uncanny.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 8, 2018
  12. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I see some **** ugly Labour politician wants to teach wee lassies how to masturbate now:

    Teach schoolgirls about orgasms, says Labour MP

    Jess Phillips says open discussion of female pleasure is vital to redress gender power balance


    How the **** does flicking your bean "redress gender power balance"? Also, what the **** is gender power balance?

    Just when you think to yourself "I might give Labour a rethink" they come out with **** like this.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 8, 2018
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Imagine man came out with that statement

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2018
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye young lassies are being treated appallingly by their schools. I recall when I was at school my History teacher took me into a cupboard and showed me how to **** myself off.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 8, 2018
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Can you let me know when the job advert for that teaching post is advertised? Asking for a fiend.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 8, 2018
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    Did he show you with his mouth ?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Nov 8, 2018
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    upload_2018-11-8_16-7-55.png

    Because you're an attention seeking cow?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 8, 2018
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Nov 8, 2018
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ *****
     
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    monacoger, Nov 8, 2018
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 8, 2018
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