All the work in the house should be done in a couple of weeks so I can look forward to spending Christmas at home without it looking like a bomb site. Christmas is for pooves and *****s so naturally I shall be pulling out all the stops and serving up an absolute belter as per. Turkey Gammon Pigs in blankets Sausage meat stuffing balls Roast spuds Roast parsnips Roast carrots Peas Sweetcorn Broccoli Yorkshire puddings (heresy I know but the kids insist) Groovy Will be doing the same but in larger quantities at New Year with the addition of some other grub on top. I love Christmas me. Someone should have done a thread about it last year.
Staying indoors; nae booze! Will probably watch a lot of sport on the telly. January 20th; I'm off on a twelve night bash to Munich and Mittenwald in the Bavarian Alps (Oberbayern). As usual I intend to abuse my body for eight days and nights followed by a rest before returning home to Edinburgh.
As a staunch atheist I will not be celebrating the birth of some Jewish homeless person. Instead I will book a log cabin in the woods somewhere up north and wander the countryside naked and free.
Too many to choose from now that every c**t*n' town and city has got into the act! Wouldnae be too bothered if a town or city in Hungary or Poland got f****d!
Going to be me, the burd and an old woman. If the old woman karks it in the next few weeks, you're welcome to take her place Tina.
