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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why didn't you take a picture to prove you were there last night?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I thought you didn't do "rimming" HAIG? <whistle>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Most United fans are expecting a miserable experience tonight mate. There’s no point lying to ourselves.
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You literally obsess about Spurs more than any poster obsesses about any one club.

    Grow up.
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Cos he wasn't there?

    I wouldn't drive from Dorset to watch two **** sides at Wembley.
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Just make sure you are around tonight for the CL games Matthew
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    but you'd drive to Manchester to watch your team get a guaranteed anal gaping, fisted pro lapse style before being ****ted and pissed on.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah that wasn't my brightest idea.

    I only really went cos the Leicester game got called off... so its their fault really :bandit:

    Btw @FosseFilberto I've sorted out work so I can go, will give you a message nearer the time bud <ok>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You're meeting Fosse?

    You're a sick ****
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Possibly... if he's as dull in real life I'm worried he might drive me back to drink :bandit:
     
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  11. The thing is, I’m only ripping the piss out of United because of their predicament in recent years.

    Otherwise, I couldn’t give a toss about that club.

    I’ve got far more important clubs to obsess about, such as Arsenal and Chelsea.
     
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  12. ...and perhaps ‘Pool, a little bit.
     
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  13. I don’t, Luvvy.

    It was just a slip of the tongue.
     
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  14. When I take a ****, do you want me to take a photo of the Richard to prove I did it?
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If i wanted to see a fat ****, i'd just ask you to take a selfie, no need for the toilet.
     
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  16. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    An electrician scored against Liverpool last night, That’s light out for them.
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Not much of a bright spark are you wasp boy, the bulb is still shining bright, two winnable games left.

    Save yourself time and record tonight's rant video this afternoon about Utd getting spit roasted and double penetrated by Juve.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The fact that you call it a predicament shows that you respect my great club as a team that wins huge trophies consistently. If Spurs had won 3 major honours in the last few seasons you’d be splattering your non-swimmers all over this site daily.

    We have to accept that we are not in a position to challenge City and probably Chelsea at this point in time for the league title, it’s just reality.

    Maybe when your owner starts to deal with his budget overspend on the stadium we will see a lot less of you, who knows?
     
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  20. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I don’t work with Wasps, Klopp got found out last night, I see Salah was quiet last night as well, The one season wonder.
     
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