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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Them wasps won’t mash their own potato mate.
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    buzzing probably.. :)
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's got ring sting
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Look for wood @Matth_2014 .. wasps coat there nests in the winter, they eat wood and regurgitate it with their version of no-nails to make a proper dandy balcony on their gaff.. Only happens in November mind..<ok>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s been caring for one particular wasp who was injured last week in a freak accident, nobody knows how the wasp sustained such terrible injuries to its arse.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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    Blocked.
     
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    No nails<laugh>
     
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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Raid? or some flying insect version of matth the quiff raided it..:)
     
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  10. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Already am mate haha..
     
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    Volunteering is giving up your time for someone less fortunate. Imagine being that poor wasp who they thought was less fortunate than Matth
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    He was spotted round the back of the outside bog at one point on cctv, looked like he was trying to clean his zipper on his jeans frantically whilst holding a wasp upside down in his other hand.
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Could have been a blue-bottle with a City scarf on..<ok>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    He once got angry at a wasp because he thought it was celebrating a Dortmund goal against United.

    He later got sad, and then angry again.
     
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    He was obviously looking for the sting in the tail.. He'd have known if the ****er had zapped him like..<laugh>

    Would be a monk now in the Spanish higher regions with one hell of a bell end..<ok>
     
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    **** knows what he'd do to one of them AC Milan ladybirds or ladyboys if he's had a beer..<laugh>
     
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    Did he storm of home, blaming the wasp, who was quite happy sipping lemonade?
     
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    Supping the semen out of his **** stained tights ..<ok>
     
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    You're on about Metths now, and not the wasp...
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    He thinks beer is made of bees. They’re the enemy, they give wasps a bad name.
     
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