Look for wood @Matth_2014 .. wasps coat there nests in the winter, they eat wood and regurgitate it with their version of no-nails to make a proper dandy balcony on their gaff.. Only happens in November mind..
He’s been caring for one particular wasp who was injured last week in a freak accident, nobody knows how the wasp sustained such terrible injuries to its arse.
Volunteering is giving up your time for someone less fortunate. Imagine being that poor wasp who they thought was less fortunate than Matth
He was spotted round the back of the outside bog at one point on cctv, looked like he was trying to clean his zipper on his jeans frantically whilst holding a wasp upside down in his other hand.
He once got angry at a wasp because he thought it was celebrating a Dortmund goal against United. He later got sad, and then angry again.
He was obviously looking for the sting in the tail.. He'd have known if the ****er had zapped him like.. Would be a monk now in the Spanish higher regions with one hell of a bell end..
