Match Day Thread Who the **** are we playing next?

We're fortunate Deolefeu is pony.

 

You get the impression that if we go a goal down, we won’t have the confidence to come back.
We really need a bit of luck today to get us on the front foot.

 

https://vipbox.im/watch-newcastle-united-fc-vs-watford-fc-stream-1

 

Our CM pairing is pretty well lets just say SLOW!

 

It is like a training ground match.

Our midfield is piss poor!

 

Sad to say but I get that feeling every week,no joke

 

Our team is ****ing horrendous!

 

I have never seen a worse team than this in the premiership. We are so lethargic, boring and well basically technically inept.

Diame is mugging a living he really is!

 

woohoo -Perez is on!

 

Again, I'm sitting here feeling sorry for the opposition... With the caveat I know they will eventually get their reward and win the game comfortably.

This is absolutely disgusting, and I don't care how little net spend Rafa has had, he is a major factor in how poor these players are playing.

 

What's the point of bringing lego hair on for the final 5 seconds of the half?

 

I don’t really get what is going on with this team at the minute.
Benitez needs to rip them a new one at half time.
Are they being this **** on purpose?

 

No Murphy? No Longstaff? No Roberts? No Sorensson? Rafa looking to get himself sacked?

 

Bit like last season,he has his team in mind and that's it regardless,12th game now and I think we've had 4 shots on target

 

Was Muto even injured? At least he can't bring on Atsu and Joselu now.

 

Lascelles off and Shelvey off? Actual injuries like last time?

 

Jesus H Christ. Diame and Ki in the middle. This is going to be excruciating.

 

Muto, Lascelles and Shelvey all off
Injured.

You couldn’t make it up.

 

Or not injured?

 

Can anyone hear Benny Hill music playing?