This thread seems like the perfect place for some Limerick Larry. This ones my favourite: This lady is taking a fist Her bum hole is up to the wrist If you asked me to state My preferred sexual fate This wouldn’t be top of my list
Talking of the 50s/60s. Old soldier walks into a brothel. Madame says to him, "Jeeze mate, you're knocking on a bit. You not had sex in a while?" "1959, the aging soldier says". "Seriously? I'll do you myself, for free. You deserve it for your service to the country", Madame says. Anyway, half an hour of sheet shuffling later, Madame rolls other with a sweat on. "Bloody hell, mate, you sure haven't lost your touch since 1959." she says. "I should hope not" he says. It's only 2147 now". [Number 13,432]
A boy goes into the bathroom and starts pleasuring himself, forgetting that he hasn"t locked the door. In walks his Mum."Erm... I... erm...""That"s OK", says his Mum, "but this is how you should do it" and she demonstrates ... anyhow, they get so carried away that before you know it, they"re fully at it on the bathroom floor. When they finish, she says "you"re even better than your father" to which the son says,"yep, that"s what my sister said too"
