This weekend I shall mostly be decorating. Probably going to watch a firework display at some stage. I like fireworks. please log in to view this image
I'm on the bus to Marbella just now and because I'm tough as **** I'm sitting up the back. I have a hilarious story, i actually missed my bus at 9:45 but got the 10:00 one instead and this only takes 50 minutes and the 9:45 one takes 90 minutes Tomorrow I'm having a BBQ. ^^^^ bus ****er
I'm out for drinks and pizza tonight, tomorrow is drinks and probably more pizza and Sunday will be spent very stoned with potentially more pizza. I also have a quarter of Californian superstrength weed arriving today So, erm, nope
Pretty, of course. If you like Lucy Liu you'd like her friend. Spitting image. When she visited us last year people were stopping her in the Royal Mile asking for selfies.
And what do you mean "when she visited us last year"? Hasn't she the required paperwork to be in country fulltime?
You and your bird don't even live in the same country? **** me that is news to me. How many weeks of the year do you actually see her for and are the remaining weeks just used up by ****ing on Skype?
You certainly did. I can't remember asking what her friend looks like though. Anyway walking around Marbella just now and haven't even seen a shooting yet.
Nowt tonight , then few beers tomorrow afternoon and the out to BBQ/party for fireworks etc Sunday , go for a walk through Kelvin walkway ...
No point swapping as that is probably my life next weekend. After all the painting I'll have to be dragged around the shops looking at curtains, cushions and throw rugs. I don't mind Ikea though, usually a lot of students kitting out their digs with cheap sh.it. You'll find me hanging around the bed section watching them all try out mattresses.
****ing hate everything about Ikea. The layout, the ****e they sell, the brainless morons wandering around without looking where they're going, the ****s who think ****e food is good because it's cheap etc. Needless to say the wife loves it.
For a laugh you could do this https://thereisnews.com/man-arreste...mart-and-create-a-labyrinth-with-no-exit9999/ please log in to view this image Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit. The event took place last Saturday at the multinational IKEA in Atlanta, when a salesman alerted the police that nobody left the building and he thought it was very strange. Police received dozens calls from people reporting that they were locked in IKEA and they couldn’t get out. Police and firemen department arrived at the scene and they entered by exit door. When they got in, observed the cashiers playing Candy Crush because there were no clients. Then they had initiated a recue protocol and quickly arrived at the carpet section, where they checked that all customers were walking in circles and chasing “fake arrows”.
