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Lascelles Signs 6 Year Deal

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 1, 2018.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Looks like Ashley has just bumped up his sell on value.
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    He just might be around longer than me <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ?? <confused> are you bailing out on us Hung?
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    HES ON SKY SPORTS SAYING ASHLEY IS A NICE GUY.

    LASCELLES OUT NOW!

    WHAT IS HE PLAYING AT?
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    It just might kill me off if Ashley hangs around
    I will be around official retirement age by then :emoticon-0106-cryin

    Plus it would be over 50 years of service to the cause
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Just how much of a pay rise has Ashley given him or what has Ashley promised him would be more to the point
     
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    A SD oversized mug, a 10 speed racing bike and some out of date HOF vouchers.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> You deserve a medal mate! Mind, it hasnt always been hard going, there's been some good times along the way.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Just call me a glory hunter








    Still hunting for glory:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    A transfer as soon as someone comes in with a decent offer
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sadly this. It’s to inflate his value so him, club and agent benefit more in the longer run. Didn’t he sign a 6 year one a year ago too?
     
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  12. daztoc

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    As i understand it, it's a one year extension to the deal that he signed 12 months ago so i am not sure what it is all about really ........................ other than yet another Keith Bishop lead PR stunt, purely for the benefit of 'nice guy Mike'.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Agree. Seems like it’s a snippet of ‘good’ news at exactly the right time.
     
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    The timing of this quote by Lascelles is absolutely perfect to deflect things for Ashley.

    We lose this weekend and seriously the atmosphere will be as toxic as its ever been and in some respects (i don't like saying this) and some of it will be directed at Lascelles.

    I honestly cannot believe he has sold his soul.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So all the players like Mike. And all it took was a pizza. Cheap dates. Mike's kinda date I'd imagine.
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Lacelles is becoming a joke now - reckons he won't leave if (when) we get relegated. Like he will have that choice.
     
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  18. G4rdToonArmy

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    I think its been a bit misconstrued in the press, he did say prior to the Mikes a "Top Gezza" comment that he wasn't playing on anyone emotions or feelings about the club and that for the first time he's met the man (I mean ffs he's been captain for 2.5 years now and he's only just met the owner at a ****ing pizzeria) he "seemed like a nice guy".

    Jamal isn't the brightest lad and doesn't have the nouse to be as political as Rafa but it wasn't exactly a ringing endorsement and its 2/3 words of an interview that are being plastered everywhere - probably by Keith Bishop.
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Nice guy Ashley, the one who vomits into fireplaces at parties and forces his Sports Direct employees to give birth in the toilet.

    So basically when we're adrift in Jan or down in the summer, and the inevitable offers come in for Laecelles, this will enable fatty to hoik the price up to Carroll levels of ridiculousness and line his pockets further.
     
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  20. Gordonthetoony

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    As Ashley never attended matches or come to the training grounds on what grounds did he find Ashley to be a nice guy. PR spin again.
     
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