Off Topic Halloween

Because you smelled of eggs.

 

No I don’t, Grow up.

 

Did your farts smell of eggs then?

 

Piss off.

 

You have an egg shaped noggin?

 

Go and piss someone else off, Not in the mood for your crap tonight.

 

Was it because your helmet resembled a quails egg?

Ffs eggy tell us why you were called eggy.

 

F(u)ck off sweaty armpits, Go and sniff someone else’s arse, You seat sniffing bellend.

 

You clearly haven't listened to all the advice from the other day have you Matth, and most of your conversations on here are going to be like this.

 

Tell sweats and the others to stop derailing my threads, Yet again. I’m getting the blame, When sweats started this nonsense in the first plzcd.

 

It’s because his party trick is stuffing a boiled egg up his arse and it comes back out with no shell on.

And his head looks like an egg.

 

Matth will you do a video of you trying to juggle eggs?

 

How to fry eggs with Chef Matthew. First of all, boil the toaster, then pull your foreskin back and piss all over your own face, then sit outside and cry. Voila.

 

No.

 

Is your head a bit scrambled ?

 

What's a decent pub/place to park at your place on Sunday mate?

Don't mind a bit of a walk if I'll get away quicker.

 

Fosse is an enigma. I sometimes wonder if he''s English. Then other times i wonder if he's even a ****ing human. Whatever race/species he is, his sense of humour is certainly different to most people.

 

best post i've read for ages

 

Parking near Piccadilly station & getting the tram in is the easiest way
Decent pubs around Piccadilly no restrictions on away fans & no bother in them
Bulls head usually get a few away fans in

 

sweaty armpits. Metths is the person who reckons he's shagged my mum. But is sweating like a rapist at the sight of a shirtless footy player